Quotes from the past week (in bed) ...
"Wow, you're a much better kisser than my boyfriend."
"Cool, you're from Texas, my Dad is in prison there."
"Wow. I've never felt such a connection with a guy, you're so real. (2 min later) What's your name again?"
"Can I borrow $20 for the cab ride home?" (me) "But, you drove over here." (him, grinning?) "Oh yeah. Can I still have the $20?"
and my favorite...
"Do you mind if my dealer stops by? He lives near by and I need to connect with him."
and you wonder why I just smile when anyone asks why I'm still single.
"Cool, you're from Texas, my Dad is in prison there."
"Wow. I've never felt such a connection with a guy, you're so real. (2 min later) What's your name again?"
"Can I borrow $20 for the cab ride home?" (me) "But, you drove over here." (him, grinning?) "Oh yeah. Can I still have the $20?"
and my favorite...
"Do you mind if my dealer stops by? He lives near by and I need to connect with him."
and you wonder why I just smile when anyone asks why I'm still single.
posted by Kelicious at 3:32 AM
7 Comments:
GURRRRL, who the hell are you hanging out with that says these things? LOL
I like the one about remembering your name, especially since I am so bad at names too.. LOL
I think you need to upgrade your spam filters. "You're a much better kisser than my boyfriend"?!? WTF And these are all from the past week?
In exactly which bar are you meeting these folks?
(sits patiently with notepad)
Kely...i'm doing better....I am glad at least one of us got what we wanted. peace to you my friend
Nice. At least you don't give yourself a lot of restrictions!
:)
hey there...newbie to your blog...fun tho. LOVE these lines..yikes. Just wanted to say...stop by and say hello sometime.
Are any of those statements from the same guy? He should be a comedy writer if so...
otherwise, I'd say it's time to edit your craigslist posting! :D
Seeya at GBS next week?
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