Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Yesterday(Sunday) was too much fun, however - the result is that I am in major pain today.
All I'm going to tell you is my friends and I started drinking Mimosas at 9:30 am, and that we continued drinking until about 10 pm last night. In the course of our debauchery, we watched a naked race, went to a few bars in the castro, and attended a sex in the city viewing party where we had bar-be-que and Pom-Comsmos. (Thanks On, was very yummy.)
However, there are a few regrets from the day:
A. I totally missed the season finale of Desperate Houswives - upsetting.
B: I got my nipples pierced.
(Cyn, I can totally hear you going "Oh My God".)
Yes - it hurt. Yes it really hurts today. And yes, it really really hurts when I have to run up and down the starts up my office 15 times a day.
I don't really regret it, I can't wait for them to heal; but damn it, someone send me some (costa rican?) vicoden STAT!
All I'm going to tell you is my friends and I started drinking Mimosas at 9:30 am, and that we continued drinking until about 10 pm last night. In the course of our debauchery, we watched a naked race, went to a few bars in the castro, and attended a sex in the city viewing party where we had bar-be-que and Pom-Comsmos. (Thanks On, was very yummy.)
However, there are a few regrets from the day:
A. I totally missed the season finale of Desperate Houswives - upsetting.
B: I got my nipples pierced.
(Cyn, I can totally hear you going "Oh My God".)
Yes - it hurt. Yes it really hurts today. And yes, it really really hurts when I have to run up and down the starts up my office 15 times a day.
I don't really regret it, I can't wait for them to heal; but damn it, someone send me some (costa rican?) vicoden STAT!
posted by Kelicious at 2:34 PM
16 Comments:
um... wow. I think that's frickin' fantastic.
YGG. I'll bring vicodin & lidocaine with me on Thursday.
You boys are funny. What's even funnier is I was walking past the piercing place in the Castro yesterday just as you silly homos came stumbling out of the place. Pierced tongues?
Thing is, had I been with you guys, I'd probably have a stud in my tongue and a ring in my chode. Not to mention several new tattoos.
Sounds like a GREAT way to spend a day.
Did that a couple weeks ago, sans-piercing, with a good friend of mine....but getting pierced did cross my mind!
Too funny Kel...and here I am with a healing belly button from hernia surgery and a bottle full of vicodin which didn't agree with me LOL. Poor boy.
Honey, if you think the nipples are bad, DON'T get a P.A...
And I thought you had left Badlands to go to the bathroom!
I like the dichotomy: The properly raised texas boy with the pierced nipples. Your grandmother will yank those out with her pruning sheers if she ever finds out. Just dont get a tattoo, youll regret it at 65.
Oh My Gawd!!!! That is soo funny-I wish I was there.... been thinking of getting a new "trinket" myself! Maybe more ink instead... less painful! If you come hoem to visit (oh, say for Ginny's party) I can fo' sho' load you up with a painkiller or two ;^)
Mmmmuah!
Ooh, sorry. Pierced nipples are a total turn off for me. Hope you like 'em.
Jason M - you are close, she would yank them off and then take me straight to mass and have the priest dip me in holy water!
Did you get them both done? A matching set? Eh ... I'll stick with wearing clip-ons.
:)
So when do we get pic's of your new treasure!?!?!?!?!? You shouild post the healing process ;^)
Shouldn't it be:
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Five (5) "Ow"s, an odd number.
I surmise one teat hurt worse than the other and rated three (3) "Ow"s to two(2) for the less painful one. Or, perhaps, you have three (3) additional fully developed supranumerary nipples (humans are mammals, after all ), giving you a total of five (5) teats for piercings. You did not specify the number of piercings. If this be the case, each rates a single "Ow". And, it would be quite a show at the Outer Banks.
Guess you don't want to hear about all the medical complications of body piercings...they are probably all urban legends anyhow, aren't they?
I just don't know who you've become. Kelly! Kelly! I had to yell since I'm on the other side of the world, but Kelly! Just tell me there was no collar, and clamps with which to tether yourself, "'Mr. Hart in 9-to-5' style" purchased. Oh I can just see you now. Well, maybe you'll be able to pick up cable with your new hardward. Tune in Tokyo!
good luck with the nipple piercings!! I hope that it turns out better than mine. I kept waiting, and waiting, and waiting for it to feel better, and after a year, I said fuck this! And took it out.
But my body doesn't really like piercing, so I am sure yours will be better!
actually, not ALL of them are myth's.
I got my left nipple done about 10 years ago now and I haven't regretted it once. It was quite painful though. OUCH!
You're officially an SF boy now.
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