Death is at my door
Now, I am not afraid of Death. However, I am very annoyed when the fucker keeps banging at my door all weekend and ruins my party plans. Death can be a good wing man, a fun party guest as Ms. Bee's Knees can tell you I'm sure. Hell, we've partied at a bar in Ft. Walton Beach together before. Well, some how we got into a tiff, and you how how bitchy eternal entities can be and Death bascially had me trapped in my room all weekend with a fever. So, if I missed your call this weekend, or missed plans with you this weekend, I'm sorry, but honestly, it really wasn't my fault.
Dude, you are sooo off my Christmas Card list.
Dude, you are sooo off my Christmas Card list.
posted by Kelicious at 12:12 PM
3 Comments:
You've seen the episodes of Family Guy when Death guest stars, right?
Aw, this looks so sad. I'm sure he's going to shed a tear or two about missing your christmas card.
I don't like it when Death shows up at my door.
Wait. I don't have my own door.
Nevermind.
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