Quick Review of Mamma Mia

Pray that the theater burns to the ground before you are forced to go see this move.

I can only wish that the Greek Chorus (great job ladies, you were the ONLY part of the movie that I enjoyed) revolted and captured the director of this TRAGEDY of filmmaking and sacrificed her to appease the ancient gods of whatever island was the location and in doing so will save the rest of humanity from ever having to have another one of her movies unleashed on us again.

Christine, Julie, Pierce, Colin and Meryl...I forgive you for you know not what you did.