Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Tag you're it.

Large Tony , the sexiste MF blogger in town is revitalizing the MEME.. see my answers below. AND I TAG everyone on my blog roll!

1. How tall are you barefoot? 6'

2. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes. My boyfriend of 8 months, who I was in process of moving in with, emailed me and told me he had been dating a woman behind my back and was going to marry her! I'm not admitting to jumping in my car, driving to his house, driving up onto his front lawn and trying to run him over...but I'm not saying I didn't do it either.

2. Do you own a gun? No, if I did have a gun I would've shot the SOB.

3. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be? I already have one, I work in radio.

4. How many letters are in your crushes name? Ha, which one? Actually its 14.

5. What do you think of hot dogs? They should only be consumed at ball parks or in NYC.

5. What’s your favorite Christmas song? Merry Christmas from the Family by Robert Earl Keen

6. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Mimosa

7. Do you do push-ups? only before I go to the beach.

8. Have you ever done ecstasy? Mabey. I spent $25.00 for a pill that did nothing but make me hot and pissed off.

8. Do you have a boyfriend? Not at the moment.

9. Do you like the rain? Love it. I miss Texas Thunderstorms.

10. Do you own a knife? A Wusthoff Chef's knife that can cut through bone.

11. What do you smell like? Gain Laundry detergent and boy.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?who? what? huh?

13. Full initials? KAAV - and only a few people know my real middle name.

14. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
A - I have to go to the bathroom
B - I'm really sick of this job
C - I'm ready for drinks with Dan .


15. Name the last 3 things you have bought today. Ha. Meatloaf, salad, and a Dr. Pepper.

16. Name five drinks you regularly drink. Water, Red Wine, Vodka, Coke, and Red bull

17. What time did you wake up today? 7:25 am..and then snoozed until 8:05 AM

18. Can you spell? You know, I actually won spelling contests in elementary school, I think college took that out of me. I can't spell for shit anymore.

19. Current worry? Ugh - money - constantly.

20. Current hate? A current co-worker of mine. She has tried 6 times in the last week to get me in trouble. Fortunetly, I cover my ass and she's been in the wrong ever time.

21. Favorite place to be? The Beach - and I'm missing it right now. Sorry Doc!

22. Least favorite place to be? Waiting at the airport

23. Where would you want to go? Phoenix AZ

24. Do you own slippers? No, i have flip flops though

25. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years? Austin Texas

26. Do you burn or tan? Burn then fad to Tan

27.Yellow or Blue? Blue.

28. Would you give up your current life to be a pirate? Only if Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom were in charge.

29. Last time your cell rang? Yesterday at 3pm

30. What songs do you sing in the shower? HA! Random Crap - yesterday it was Holla back girl - this morning it was fly me to the moon.

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Alternated between bloody killer frogs and gremlins.

32. What do you have in your pocket right now? 2 business cards, house key, berts beeswax and a grocery list.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? GRIN! Hearing a recording of CHOX singing karaokee and then doing a dramating reading from "Stud Highway" on his iPod.

34.Favorite bed sheets as a child? Justice League, and I had the wallpaper to match.

35.Worst injury you’ve ever had? When I was about 7 or so there was a giant wheel that we used for the cake walks at our church picnics. A bunch of us were spinning it as fast as we could and it fell over and hit me in the face. One of the nails almost took my right eye out, the rest left huge scraps on my face.

36. What is your GPA? In high school? 3.1 in college? never mind.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2 right now, I need one for my room

38.Who is your loudest friend? ALL OF THEM! Seriously we are very loud people.

39. Who is your most silent friend? My BFF4ever Julie.

40. Does someone have a crush on you? ugh, yes, and he wears a toupee.

41. Do you wish on stars? Absolutly.

42. Do you believe in magic? hmm.. if hogwarts was real, i'd already be there.

43. What song represents how you feel at the moment? umm.. Come Back to Texas (ohio)by bowling for soup

44. What song did you last hear? Raise your Hands - bon jovi

45. What song do you want played at your funeral? wow- i'll have to think about that one.

46. What were you doing 12AM last night? Dreaming about my hot co-worker.

47. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? I have to poop!

Ok - Your Turn! PS. I've updated my blog roll a little..2 new peeps.

8 Comments:

Blogger David said...

1. How tall are you barefoot? 5’ 8”

2. Have you ever been cheated on? No.

2. Do you own a gun? No.

3. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be? If I had a choice? Nymphomania. What I would most likely have? ADD

4. How many letters are in your crushes name? 3, I don’t know his last name.

5. What do you think of hot dogs? I love hot dogs, but they don’t love me.

5. What’s your favorite Christmas song? I’m Just a Lonely Jew at Christmas – from South Park.

6. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water, room temperature.

7. Do you do push-ups? Like a freak.

8. Have you ever done ecstasy? No.

8. Do you have a boyfriend? No. Thanks for rubbing it in.

9. Do you like the rain? In the summer, yes. In the winter, no.

10. Do you own a knife? As protection? No. For cooking? I have a set I got from Lechters.

11. What do you smell like? Me.

12. Do you have A.D.D.? No.

13. Full initials? DMP.

14. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
A – Why am I not doing work?
B – I need sex, soon.
C – I hate going bald.

15. Name the last 3 things you have bought today. I haven’t bought a single thing today.

16. Name five drinks you regularly drink. Water and Muscle Milk. Beyond that I occasionally drink Amstel Light or Hoegaarden. That’s about it.

17. What time did you wake up today? 8:00 am

18. Can you spell? Yes.

19. Current worry? Workload.

20. Current hate? The guy I sublet from.

21. Favorite place to be? The beach, Sandy Hook to be exact. And I haven’t been there all summer.

22. Least favorite place to be? Dentist’s chair.

23. Where would you want to go? Australia or Asia

24. Do you own slippers? No.

25. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years? Pretty much in the city, different job, hopefully making more money.

26. Do you burn or tan? Tan, as long as I’m careful.

27.Yellow or Blue? Blue.

28. Would you give up your current life to be a pirate? Nope.

29. Last time your cell rang? Today at 4pm

30. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don’t. I sing all the rest of the time.

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Vampires.

32. What do you have in your pocket right now? Lip balm, loose change, and my wallet.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? A co-worker.

34.Favorite bed sheets as a child? Peanuts.

35.Worst injury you’ve ever had? No real injuries. I’ve only had illnesses.

36. What was your GPA? In high school? 3.4 in college? 3.35.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? Two, which is pretty sad considering I have only two rooms in my apartment.

38.Who is your loudest friend? Stuart.

39. Who is your most silent friend? Mark B.

40. Does someone have a crush on you? Not that I know of.

41. Do you wish on stars? No.

42. Do you believe in magic? No. The supernatural, maybe, but not magic.

43. What song represents how you feel at the moment? Message in a Bottle – The Police

44. What song did you last hear? There Goes the Fear – The Doves

45. What song do you want played at your funeral? Sunday – Act One Finale from Sunday in the Park with George.

46. What were you doing 12AM last night? Desperately trying to finish replying to emails so I could get to bed.

47. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? How can it possibly be 8am already?

3:48 PM  
Blogger the doc said...

Kel de Texas,

The beach and friends will miss you too. There is always next year, but the longer friends stay apart, the less the chance they will reconnect. Hope that is not the case here. It won't be the same without you three amigos.

By the way, I do not have the attention span to answer 47 questions. I barely was able to read 47 answers. Since you accomplished the task, with originality and humor, you do not have ADD. Sorry about that. You will have to find another government recognized mental handicap to continue receiving your check.

I know what the "A" stands for.

5:47 PM  
Blogger Chox said...

1. How tall are you barefoot? 6' 2"

2. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes.

2a. Do you own a gun? Not yet.

3. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be? Tourette's.

4. How many letters are in your crushes name? 9

5. What do you think of hot dogs? In the Air Force we called them "Lips & Assholes" because that's what military hot dogs are made of. Now when I think back about that I snicker to myself.

5. What’s your favorite Christmas song? Here Comes Santa Claus by Esquivel

6. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? My own pee. Kidding...green tea. Which is then transformed into my own pee. But by then I'm done with it and have filtered out all the good stuff. May I move on to the next question now?

7. Do you do push-ups? Yes.

8. Have you ever done ecstasy? Yes.

8a. Do you have a boyfriend? No, thank goddess.

9. Do you like the rain? Love it. I miss Ohio thunderstorms.

10. Do you own a knife? Several.

11. What do you smell like? Chanel Egoiste Platinum, Wisk, Bounce, Fa deodorant, boy-musk after 3 PM.

12. Do you have A.D.D.? [chases something shiny]

13. Full initials? CTFjr.

14. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
A - I need to do laundry
B - That poop I just made felt good to get rid of
C - I need to smoke less pot and do more yoga.

15. Name the last 3 things you have bought today. Illustration boards, a Power Orange Dream Machine with Vita Boost at Jamba Juice, Chai tea from Starbucks

16. Name five drinks you regularly drink. San Francisco tap water, Ravenswood syrah, Penfold's shiraz, Pellegrino Limonata, nasty hooker pee

17. What time did you wake up today? 6:30 AM, but snoozed until 6:37

18. Can you spell? I'm a stickler for spelling.

19. Current worry? Rather not discuss it here.

20. Current hate? Whitey

21. Favorite place to be? Steamworks

22. Least favorite place to be? Tossup between DFW and ORD

23. Where would you want to go? Sofia, Bulgaria

24. Do you own slippers? Yes

25. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years? Lakeview Cemetery, Cleveland Heights, OH

26. Do you burn or tan? Burn, then burn again, then scrape off all the little melanomas and then I brown a bit

27.Yellow or Blue? They make green.

28. Would you give up your current life to be a pirate? Arr. I'm already a pirate. A butt pirate!

29. Last time your cell rang? Vibrating in my pocket right now. Keep calling back.

30. What songs do you sing in the shower? Hungry Like the Wolf, Love Come Down, Love Child

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? A flood.

32. What do you have in your pocket right now? Lube, condoms, cash, ID, poppers, video booth coupons. OK, I'm kidding. I don't have condoms.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Severely sassing my friend Chris this afternoon and watching him sputter and grasp for something to say.

34.Favorite bed sheets as a child? Snoopy.

35.Worst injury you’ve ever had? Mental or physical?

36. What is your GPA? In high school? None of your business. In college? See high school.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? Five. And it's a one-bedroom apartment.

38. Who is your loudest friend? Kelly Voelkel

39. Who is your most silent friend? Rebecca. She's dead.

40. Does someone have a crush on you? Several. :-)

41. Do you wish on stars? No.

42. Do you believe in magic? No.

43. What song represents how you feel at the moment? Beat My Guest by Adam Ant

44. What song did you last hear? oh man...Sign of the Times by Petula Clark (my iPod is on shuffle and I'm listening to it now)

45. What song do you want played at your funeral? Mozart Piano Concerto #20 in D Minor, followed by Boy With a Thorn In His Side by the Smiths.

46. What were you doing 12AM Falling asleep watching [adult swim] on the television.

47. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Gotta finish matching those colors for the client god damn do I have to pee and why am I so thirsty?

7:27 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

1. How tall are you barefoot? 6'3

2. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes. A couple of times.

2. Do you own a gun? Yep. It's in my dad's gun cabinet. But it's from the 1800's where you actually had to pack gun powder into it.

3. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be? OCD

4. How many letters are in your crushes name? NO crush right now

5. What do you think of hot dogs? Fattening and I don't eat them.

5. What’s your favorite Christmas song? Silent night.

6. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water

7. Do you do push-ups? Yes, nightly

8. Have you ever done ecstasy? A few times

8. Do you have a boyfriend? Nope.

9. Do you like the rain? I like to sit in the dark when it rains and watch the lightning.

10. Do you own a knife? Yes. Kitchen and jackknife.

11. What do you smell like? Joop, with a cross of Downy April fresh

12. Do you have A.D.D.?I don't kno...hey lets go ride our bikes!

13. Full initials? JSB

14. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
A - I have much work to do
B - I don't care how much work I have to do
C - It's only Thursday


15. Name the last 3 things you have bought today. Nothing so far. But there is Vietnamese soup for lunch and sushi for dinner so far.

16. Name five drinks you regularly drink. Water, water, water, water, water.

17. What time did you wake up today? 5:30. No snooze, have to find hottie on the early train.

18. Can you spell? Huked on fonics werked 4 me!

19. Current worry? AM I sliding down a path that keeps getting me deeper and deeper into depression?

20. Current hate? I hate everything.

21. Favorite place to be? Home. In peace and quiet.

22. Least favorite place to be? Somewhere in the sun.

23. Where would you want to go? Alaska.
24. Do you own slippers? No. I'm not 6.

25. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years? Calgary

26. Do you burn or tan? Neither. Have to avoid sun.

27.Yellow or Blue? Blue.Blue is my favorite color.

28. Would you give up your current life to be a pirate? No. Pirates don't bathe and they don't have nice teeth.
29. Last time your cell rang? Sometime in 1995 when I had a cell phone.

30. What songs do you sing in the shower? None. I think in the shower.

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? The A & W rootbeer bear. He was big and fat and would squeeze me and cut off my breath.

32. What do you have in your pocket right now? Keys, train pass, kleenex.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Talking with Curtis

34.Favorite bed sheets as a child? I didn't have any favorite bed sheets.

35.Worst injury you’ve ever had? Um, when I was eight I got some bad flu or something. I almost died. Was in bed for over a month. Could not get up or I passed out.It wasn't an injury, but it kept my parents by my bed 24 hours a day.

36. What is your GPA? In high school? HS yeah I was a 60% kind of guy. College though, I was a 3.6 as I paid for my own way. I didn't like the thought of repeating a class again with my own money.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2

38.Who is your loudest friend? Next to me it would be Curtis.

39. Who is your most silent friend? I don't have silent friends, they bore me.

40. Does someone have a crush on you? Perhaps, but I don't know about it.

41. Do you wish on stars? Not since I was a child.

42. Do you believe in magic? I practise magic.

43. What song represents how you feel at the moment? Numb by Linkin Park.

44. What song did you last hear? How many licks does it take to get to the centre of it, by Li'l Kim

45. What song do you want played at your funeral? I'll be OK by Amanda Marshall.

46. What were you doing 12AM last night? sleeping.

47. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? I'm late!

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Cyn said...

#25 is my favorite answer!!!!

3:10 PM  
Blogger Joel said...

In what can only be described as a shameless attempt to make your blog roll, I've put my responses on my blog. Love ya, babe!

8:13 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

I don't wear a toupee ... wait .. what?

11:14 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'10"

2. Have you ever been cheated on? Nope. Pretty sure I can guarantee that.

2. Do you own a gun? Well I am called six shooter ...

3. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be? I'm already a big 'tard ... I need another one?

4. How many letters are in your crushes name? between 10-15 -- I need to be vague.

5. What do you think of hot dogs? I giggle everytime someone calls them wieners.

5. What’s your favorite Christmas song? Peace on Earth / Little Drummer Boy (medley)

6. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? currently I'm on a VitaminWater kick

7. Do you do push-ups? I try. And get disheartened.

8. Have you ever done ecstasy? Nope.

8. Do you have a boyfriend? Ha. Not bloody likely.

9. Do you like the rain? Watching it, yes. Being in it ... occasionally. Driving in it, never.

10. Do you own a knife? No, I use my sarcasm and wit to cut people.

11. What do you smell like? You tell me.

12. Do you have A.D.D.? Yes. No. Maybe.

13. Full initials? If I put them here, everyone will gasp.

14. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
A - Time for lunch
B - Time for drinks
C - Why does this always happen?


15. Name the last 3 things you have bought today. Nothing yet. On my way to lunch though ...

16. Name five drinks you regularly drink. VitaminWater, Rum & Coke, apple juice, Moutnain Dew, Propel

17. What time did you wake up today? I'll let you know when I do.

18. Can you spell? Yse.

19. Current worry? Money. Work. Love. Too much of one, not enough of the others.

20. Current hate? See #19.

21. Favorite place to be? Performing. Or naked.

22. Least favorite place to be? day job

23. Where would you want to go? many cities in the US ... but big trip: Australia

24. Do you own slippers? Nope

25. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years? Hopefully running my own theatre company ... with a supportive partner by my side

26. Do you burn or tan? Yes

27.Yellow or Blue? Depends. Eyes? Blue. Highlighters? Yellow.

28. Would you give up your current life to be a pirate? A movie pirate, sure. In fact, I have pictures to prove it.

29. Last time your cell rang? Saturday night 9:29 pm. It's Monday afternoon now -- how pathetic is THAT?

30. What songs do you sing in the shower? Whatever was playing on the radio alarm when it went off ... usually to my chagrin.

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Lizzie Borden.

32. What do you have in your pocket right now? Wallet.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? An email from a fellow blogger.

34.Favorite bed sheets as a child? Peanuts

35.Worst injury you’ve ever had? Broke my arm in high school. Although had spinal meningitis when I was 2 and almost died -- but I don't think of that as an "injury."

36. What is your GPA? Straight A's in grade school ... dropped in HS ... final 3.6 in college -- graduated Magna Cum Laude (4.0 in my major)

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3 -- 1 communal, and one in each bedroom

38.Who is your loudest friend? No one anyone here knows ...

39. Who is your most silent friend? See #38

40. Does someone have a crush on you? Not bloody likely.

41. Do you wish on stars? No but I peek in their windows.

42. Do you believe in magic? Sure.

43. What song represents how you feel at the moment? Better Luck Next Time (Scissor Sisters)

44. What song did you last hear? no idea

45. What song do you want played at your funeral? i don't want one

46. What were you doing 12AM last night? Chatting online.

47. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? "Crap!"

11:43 AM  

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