Update on Zip the Steer
My family wrote to say that although Zip "done real good" at the Fair, he didn't win any prizes.
Adios Zip
Adios Zip
posted by Kelicious at 6:09 PM
Monday, October 02, 2006
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9 Comments:
awe, well he still sure is purty! :)
I always thought Zip looked delicious.
Are they gonna ship you something to remember him by?
Interesting.
A pal in High School, every year had a cow. A new one. Each year.
I didn't think much about it - until I realized that each cow, each year, had the same name.
Hamburger.
You people are sick! How can you something that you gave a name to? That would be like me eating my dog Poochie.
Sick, Sick, Sick, Sick!!!
Anyway, that's not what meat looks like. Meat is red and comes in a plastic wrapped styrofoam container from god.
I remember as a kid visiting my grandparents and announcing to the table that we were eating Dana. I enjoyed this fact because Dana was not a nice cow. Buttercup had passed away while giving birth to twins. Grampa had to keep the twins seperate because Dana bullied them. I guess I felt bad for the orphaned calves and thought that Dana got what she deserved. The rest of the people at the table didn't seem to appreciate this like I did and were annoyed at being reminded that their steak used to have a name.
Ah, well, there you go. Folks that weren't raised on a farm don't relize that there aren't no such thing as pets. Eat up and pass the katchup, Kel. Zip's good eatin'.
Oh... OK, I didn't even think that was a show catagory. Man, what a rip-off for Zip, huh?
I guess this is good bye old pal,
You've been a perfect friend.
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