Grocery Lists

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Brokeback Mountain Grocery Lists


> WEEK ONE

> Beans

> Bacon

> Coffee

> Whiskey

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> WEEK TWO

> Beans

> Ham

> Coffee

> Whiskey

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> WEEK THREE

> Beans al fresca

> Thin-sliced Bacon

> Hazelnut Coffee

> Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin

> K-Y gel

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> WEEK FOUR

> Beans en salade

> Pancetta

> Coffee (espresso grind)

> 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay

> 2 tubes K-Y gel

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> WEEK FIVE

> Fresh Fava beans

> Jasmine rice

> Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced

> Medallions of veal

> Porcini mushrooms

> 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream

> 1 Boy Scout uniform, size 42 long

> 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)

> 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

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> WEEK SIX

> Yukon Gold potatoes

> Heavy whipping cream

> Asparagus (very thin)

> Organic Eggs

> Sea Salt

> Whey Protein

> Spanish Lemons

> Gruyere cheese (well aged)

> Crushed Walnuts

> Arugula

> Clarified Butter

> Extra Virgin Olive oil

> Pure Balsamic vinegar

> 6 yards white silk organdy

> 6 yards pale ivory taffeta

> 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve

> Large tin Crisco